captain munch
I got a new hat for the world to be jealous of. Amanda says I probably shouldn't wear it to the laundry room or grocery shopping and at first I agreed that I probably shouldn't be walking around everywhere all day being all I AM THE CAPTAIN but I think I changed my mind and I would like to be the captain all day. Probably this hat will be good for my self esteem because I will put it on in the mornings and take a deep breath and think to myself; I am the captain of my own destiny. That or I will make a few sexy faces at myself in the mirror or something.
I am going to Montreal tomorrow with Slim. That reminds me that I have some crafts to make.
I'm pretty busy with school and everything now but I will probably fail because DAVE THREW OUT MY HOMEWORK. He is blaming me and I am blaming him, but seriously I am going to fail school and turn homeless and it will be all his fault for throwing out my clay. Even if he didn't throw it out, it is probably still his fault because he carelessly leaves eggshell boats lying around the garbage can for tiny witches to do evil deeds with. So yeah, I have a new captains hats and basically it is just in time because now I am in a naval war with a whole fleet of tiny evil invisible witches who are using Dave's garbage to ruin my life.
I was gonna leave him a note in the kitchen that said YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE!!!! but I chickened out because I didn't know if he would think it was funny or crazy. |
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