she said it was like riding a wet gummie worm
One Monday night some drunk people were acting extra retarded at the comedy show at the university, so they got kicked out but this one guy just would not leave and and was being captain retarded like insisting that he had to see a lawyer before he got kicked out and saying how we violated his freedom of speech by not letting him interrupt the comedy show which is funny because he can go around people saying that his named is professor fuck all he wants; it's pretty much an isssue of volume. Anyway, yeah here is a crappy video of him getting kicked out yeah! Oh yeah, and he is a real professor at Ottawa U. It was pretty exciting.
I think maybe the name of my blog is attractive to crazies and that I should change it. Suggestions?
I bought a George Foreman grill at the giant tiger for 20 dollars yesterday. It completes me.
The girl who lives next door to me is Amanda's friend. She's really nice. She's actually one of those people that is so nice that it makes you kind of uncomfortable with yourself, like when I first met her and she was just talking about the apartment and area and stuff she was telling me about the halfway house or whatever for women and saying how she's been over there to donate food and clothes and so on and I am like uhhh, Oh yeah them I thought they were gonna steal my boots and when I hear them outside I open up my window in case anything dramatic and trashy goes down but so far all I ever made out is that one of them said her mom looked like a white oprah.
It is raining today and I don't work. Maybe I will go to the doctor. There is something wrong with me I think. Probably it is related to cancer. I AM DYING OF CANCER RIGHT NOW. I ONLY HAVE TWO DAYS TO LIVE BEFORE THE CANCER GETS ME.
umm anyway,
no I'm not.
I'll probably just ask him if I have any cancers or stds or whatever.
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More later I need to force myself out of writers block. |
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