I heard you were a bear now.
I live next door to some sort of halfway house for old crackwhores or something. They are always hanging around outside looking used up and I dunno smoking or waiting for their old pimp boyfriends to come beat them up something. The other day when I took out the garbage there was a bunch of them hanging out in the alley acting shady. One of them told me the other day that she liked my boots and I kinda had this two second nightmare daydream where the ladies gang up on me and steal them in an air jordons style robbing circa the early 1990's. Anyway, I am pretty excited to see if my neighbours get into any wacky adventures.
Also I had a kid. |
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I once got rolled for my Jordan's back in the early 90's so not cool.
Congrats on the kid...hahah
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