attack of the old lonely horney guys
I got drunk after work last night as per usual. These guys were talking about wine years and I said I thought that 1998 was the big wine year that it was really warm and they were like no it isn't and then I was like well I thought i learnt in school that that was the big year and then he gets all like oh yeah in BARTENDING school and I was offended and tryong to explain that it was actually a really indepth course and yeah we did learn about that kinda stuff cus we had a course in oenology and then he kinda starts calling me down because I just work in a comedy and what do I need that knowledge for anyway and I was like whatever cus you work in a comedy club too retard and then he's like yeah I MANAGE one. Like ooooo big fucking deal and then he starts going on like I WISH I could have your job and not have any reponsiblities and I was like yeah, well you can but he was all oh sigh the weight of the world is on my shoulders little girl and you don't understand. Anyway, I was clearly offended and he got all like Oh youre just gonna be sour at me all week??? here's some insincere apologies and eventually I cried cus I am embarrassing and Jason your friend is a fucktard, sorry. Oh yeah and then he was all like sincere apology kind of not really just trying to touch me and saying I was cute for crying and I was like we can be friends if you don't touch me. annoying.
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Some guy that always hangs around work gave me 5o dollars cus he was drunk and he said it was a tip because I am such a hard worker and his example was that I just five minutes ago was cleaning broken glass up off the floor but the funny thing is that I was just cleaning it up because I drunkendly knocked it over and broke it. Anyway whatever I was like uhhhhh I can't take that but one of the kitchen guys was standing there saying take it, take it and yeah I did cus I need money but anyway I hope the guy forgets completly that he gave me the 50 dollars and is not all whatta bitch! when he remembers what he did. Also I deserve the 50 dollars because him and his friends are old and they get drunk and make me uncomfortable by loudly saying to me that I am prettiest one that works there and also he is friends with the guy who I biffed the pool ball at the other night. wow. I'm something.
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