I'm attracted to christians and ninja turtles.
I got my hair cut today.
I don't like hairdressers talking to me. I get all uncomfortable and mumbly. It brings attention to the fact that I have no social skills and I don't like people that I don't know. It was extra awkward because it was at a new salon and the staff was all excited that there was a customer there so they were really eager for me to say I would come back or something. I got asked if I liked my haircut probably 6 times. On the way out the owner was asking me about my "experience" and I kinda mumbled that is was fine, he didn't hear me that well tho and so he repeated IT WAS FUN?!? and I am like oh, I said it was fine. It is like, cool thanks for bringing up the fact that I am a bitch.
The other day I was at the bank to cash some cheques and the teller was super suspicious of me for some reason. She wasn't helping me she was just reading up on all my info for no reason at all. She asked me if I was still at the same address and I said "no, I moved but I don't know my new postal code" and she kinda avoided looking at me at me and said "oh, you don't know where to go?" in that weird patronizing voice people use when they are talking to mental patients and retards that is sort of similar to the cooing voice you use when talking to babies. I corrected her about what I had said but she didn't respond, she just kept nosing around my account. After thirty seconds or so I told her that I'm not crazy and it managed to elicit a smile from the teller next to her but she just kept right on pretending that she couldn't hear me. Now that I think of it, the next time I went to cash a cheque the teller was trying to tell me that I was only aloud to take out 200 dollars right away which has never been the case, maybe the lady who thought I was crazy put some kind of amber alert on my account.
p.s. braces cost 4000 dollars and i need 2000 dollars up front. Does anybody want to SPONSOR ME? ugh. What is a fast way to get money besides prostitution and credit cards?
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