you say tomatoe, I say I'm cool
A few weeks ago I went to the doctor to ask about my screwed up periods and get tested for all the stds and whatever. They called me this morning and asked me to go down there to find out the results which means something is wrong. I was FREAKING OUT. I was like crossing my fingers that I would have just chlamydia or something but totally convincing myself that I have aids of hepatitus c. I was pacing all around the waiting room and sorta crying and whatever contemplating suicide, you know, that sorta thing. Anyway, all I have is anemia. Awesome. Holy shit tho, the rules should be changed about telling patients their results because I was convinced that if I just had low iron they would just tell me rather than make me wait it out thinking I had aids but also maybe less dramatic people don't freak out like that. Anyway, my iron is super low. I' m a moron because I knew I had this problem from before. The doctor told me to get iron pills and metamusil. mmmm senior citizeny.I am getting a new computer tomorrow probably. This one wont upload pictures.
Oh yeah and besides bragging about not having stds I would also like to brag about the fact that I now own a toaster oven and three bagels and some strawberry cream cheese.
and a pink hyacinth.
and the key to santa clause's heart. |
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