The Lewd Angel

I put the FUN in functional alcoholic.

Here is a story.

TESSA=my sister
JIM=my stepdad
TORI=my half sister


tessa says:
did mom tell you what jim is doing?

Melissa says:
no what is he doing?

tessa says:
he's getting a picture of tori's face tattooed on his arm. like i'm
not even joking.

Melissa says:
umm what?

tessa says:
i know

tessa says:
like seriously ew

Melissa says:
hahahahhahaha

tessa says:
ill show you some direct quotes from mom:

Melissa says:
is he doing it FOR SURE?

Melissa says:
ok

tessa says:
THis is funny....the other day we were watching Miami Ink on TV and
now Jim is thinking of getting a Tattoo of Tori's face (I think on his
arm). He even has called a couple of tattoo parlours...

tessa says:
and then later on in the week she said:

tessa says:
Jim is pretty sure he is getting a tattoo...it would be Tori's
face...the picture of her that we had taken at the photographers and
she is sitting in the white wicker chair and not smiling...

Melissa says:
does mom not say to him like, uhh that is dumb

tessa says:
i don't know

tessa says:
at first it sound like she thought it was really dumb

tessa says:
and then it seemed like she was very neutral about it

Melissa says:
whatever our family is really weird

tessa says:
i know

tessa says:
i think im going to give him a hard time and see if i can get him to
get my face on his other arm

Melissa says:
hahahah

tessa says:
or maybe mom will get my face on her arm

Melissa says:
yeah WHERES OUR FACES?

tessa says:
yeah WERE YOUR DAUGHTERS TOO YOU KNOW!

Melissa says:
and then we can pick out pictures that we want them to tatoo on
themselves and they can be like super absurd

tessa says:
yeah like us making retarded faces

Melissa says:
and pretending that we are fishing or whatever

Melissa says:
or we can just i dunno

Melissa says:
get jims face tatooed on our arms

Melissa says:
and be like WHO LOVES YOU MORE TORI OR US?

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Monday, March 26, 2007