The Lewd Angel

no bananas for the masses

Okay so earlier i was in a good mood because it was sunny outside and i was i remembered that i like walking and that i might not be a fat piece of shit for the rest of my life and i bought some new green sandals and i was going to tell you all about going to teenage mutant ninja turtles with my dad when i was kid and i was going to tell you about how i wanted bicycle shorts but i was scared that my parents would think they were too slutty. Oh man, I was just a fucking well of old funny memories. I was gonna tell you about this girl I used to be friends with whose name I can't remember. How her and i used to go around collecting leaves cus we were loser outcasts and we made a pact to tell each other when the other one got her period by saying in school "i found a new leaf last night" but then she got her period in grade 5 and i didn't get mine till grade 8 and i didn't even know where she was by then. She wouldn't let me sit on her bed she said she found bums gross and it never made any sense to me because it wasn't as tho I was going to bare ass sit on it. Maybe she was obsessed with periods or something and she thought i would spring a leak all over her bed.

Anyway, after all that I was in such a good mood i came home and cleaned all my room and took a bunch of gaytarded arty pictures of me holding a plate and putting a banana on my head and other stupid shit. Then I started to feel really ugly so i got kinda cranky about that and then my pictures wouldnt load onto the computer because it is a shitty donor computer and the usb ports don't work on it or something. Then i talked to ryan on msn about how i need to buy a new computer and he was trying to convince me to buy a mac or should I say AHEM, JOIN THE FUCKING APPLE CULT. i started telling him about how my ipod is a piece of shit and he was defending apple and then i kind of remembered my anger towards them and sent them a "suggestion" saying that maybe they shouldn't sell me shitty pieces of shit if they want me to think that their computers aren't shitty pieces of shit. Oh yeah and I tried to watch a video on their website and it made my computer crash and i told ryan that it is like an undercover ad/conspiracy for macs that they are like oh you got bossed, your computer crashed cus we didn't make it.

Overall a very productive day.

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Wednesday, March 28, 2007