my dead husband came back as a snowman
My little brother is pretty hilarious and weird. The other day he was telling us about his group of friends and he was being all well Dylan is the nice one, Jacob is the smart one, Peter is the cool one, Jayden is the funny one and Tommy is the friendly one. Kids are obsessed with doing that I've noticed; putting all their friends into categories.
Anyway, he is like I dunno which one I am. Then he's like actually, I'm the mystery solving one.
haha
I kind of wanted to buy that Jesus picture to show my newfound solidarity with Jesus but then I decided that it would be weird maybe. Plus it was four whole dollars. Also, those pictures used to always creep me out but now I like them? I was thinking about the whole getting baptised idea today and I dunno, I'm pretty lazy. I don't really know how to go about it and also it might be more effort than I want. I kind of really want to do it tho so I can blog about it because I fancy myself to be some sort of vagabond reporter. Also, I think it would be really funny to get baptised and invite all your friends to it, like party-style. Also it would be funny if you wore one of those white dress things they make babies wear to those things. Maybe I could wear a wedding dress, and be all this is my marriage to religion. Whatever, that's a dumb idea.
I went to this church group once when I was a teenager with some girl because she liked this hot guy who went to it. I think he lived out of town or something and he basically just went because it was the only way he could get his parents to drive him in town. I don't think he was even there when we went, either that, or once I met him I decided that he wasn't that hot. I ended up getting into a huge fight with the leader girl and leaving crying because I found some anti-gay paraphenalia thing there and also I was pissed off that the little kids group was called the crusaders on account of the childrens crusades. Pffft.
I am fucking drama queen weirdo.
Another thing was that part of the group was a Christian rock band. Ugh. They also played Hootie and the Blowfish and post-Gordon Barenaked Ladies.
If Jesus ever comes back I hope he tells the churches that negro spirituals are back in and Hootie and the Blowfish are out. |
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