the elastic band hand band
I just wanted to warn you guys that I am pretty sure I will be a changed woman when I get back from the Dominican. I am pretty sure I will be a lot like that woman in the picture because I am going to meet a boyfriend down there and obviously we will be spending most of our time dressed up in evening wear lounging about in the pool with making soap opera faces. I won't be able to tell you about how hung over I am anymore or what crappy things I knitted because my new lifestyle doesn't allow the time for it. I will probably have some interesting new insights into the world of high society tho, like DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOUR WAITER APPROACHES YOU IN THE POOL FROM THE DEEP END BECAUSE THEN HIS PANTS ARE ALL WET AND STICKING TO HIS MAN PARAPHENALIA BY THE TIME HE GETS TO YOU WITH YOUR DRINK AND IT IS TOTALLY AWKWARD, ESPECIALLY SINCE HE IS OF ANOTHER RACE!
Anyway, I bought a new little camera today. It is the new version of the one I had before that I dropped into my beer and then got fixed and then dropped down the stairs and broke again.
It was my birthday and they had Happy Birthday balloons for me at work so everyone could drink some more when we are closed but I couldnt stay because I am leaving at 4 in the morning.
There is a swim up bar at the place I am going to and probably people will pee in the pool while they drink. Should I pee in the pool? That is a poll question. |
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Just stay away from the warm spots in the pool. Those are not good my friend. Oh and perhaps taking your drink away from the actual swim up bar is not a bad call.
Have fun down in the sun!
Scott
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