not the brightest lights on the porch
What I do now is read self help books. Oh god. I am so ashamed. I am seriously on my third self help book now. I am thinking about quitting drinking for good so that is what this one is about.Anyway I was looking at Susan Powter's latest book at the store today and now I am on her website and I just wanted to let you guys know that Susan Powter is fucking bananas. I feel like I have made some amazing discovery- is this something everyone knew? She has an f.a.q. section on her website and she answers all the questions in some kind of weird format like her answers are supposed to be poetry but it is really bad disjointed poetry.
Okay here are some examples.
Heather asks:
How do I convey my concern to my overweight 11 y.o. son without making him feel (like I did as a child) bad about himself? How do I feed him foods he enjoys and motivate him to exercise, when it’s such a huge change from his current lifestyle?
The only
Way by
Doing it
Yourself
Be the
Living
Example of
Wellness and
The children
Will live
What they
See...do you
And he will
Do himself
With you....
Kim asks:
What do you eat when you are craving sweets?
The sweetest
Things...
Foods, loaded
With sugar
From Nature...
Real sugar...
Sugar designed
For our bodies
Not, from
The vats
Of man...
Not refined
Not poison
Not so white
It blinds you...
And, it does millions
Once you
Decide what
You won't eat
You'll find
Plenty that's
Far better
To eat...
Also umm okay I am just finding all this stuff on her website right now. She has all these video blogs. Oh my god she is fucking bananas. I can't even explain it. I mean she is kind of talking about things in her life in the videos but it seems like a kid who is in their room just being a twit and filming themselves, like she is a real person who spends her whole life at playing being a person. Watch this video she just goes on these inconclusive rants and also she claims that when she orders drinks in restaurants she is like umm just give me whatever size is not gauche. umm haha.
Oh in the next one she is claiming that nobody was having any babies in the eighties except for her.
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