the dusk of civilization.
I got to hear a pretty awesome conversation at the bus stop between a regular-ish religious old guy and possibly half retarded religious nut. Nutto was telling old guy about how he retired when he was 25 and a virgin i think he said. Then he was saying like how he has a bum knee or something and that he cant work and then he say BUT I SURE CAN PREACH! Then he starts asking the old guy about if he knows the bible and old guy is one step ahead of the game because hi; he does and he plays piano at the united church and at funerals. Umm then they were talking about FlinFlon or however you spell it and the old guy was asking him if he did any fishing when he was up there but the nutto wouldn't really answer him, he was just like, uh I am a fisher of men...and the old guy is like umm yeah, I know, but did you go fishing for fish? I dunno, it just kept going on like that where the old guy was being nice and making conversation with the crazy but the crazy just kept turning all the small talk into bible study. Also at one point in time crazy sang a hymn and said that spaceships were in the bible. Also the best part was when crazy was like "yeah, my nephew is from there, HE IS SELLING HIS SOUL TO THE DEVIL CUS HE DOESN'T REALIZE THAT JESUS GAVE UP HIS OWN SOUL WHEN HE DIED ON THE CROSS FOR HIS SINS" and the old guy goes uh-oh in response. Those are some of my favorite interactions, like uh-oh, sold his soul to the devil did he? Hey what bus is that?
I dunno.
I think I might have that disease that the kid in the superbad movie has about drawing boners. A few nights ago I had a dream where I was trying to figure out a way to draw a boner kind of ambidextrously, like using your two hands in symmetry with one another. Then the next day I was sort of tidying up my shelf and I came across some folded up paper and I am all hey what is this and then I open it up and it is a boner drawing.
One day I am going to go around to old folks homes and I am going to be like a charity arts and crafts organization where I am like okay, seniors lets get painting! and I will direct an activity where I give all the senior citizens a little tiny cut up piece of paper that looks all abstract and tell them to paint it and then at the end I will assemble all the little squares into a big picture of a boner and be all SURPRISE! look at the lovely image you guys all worked together to make! I will call myself the bonermobile.
Okay, I guess I'm not really gonna do that but I just thought about doing it now when I invented the word bonermobile in my head.
Anyway, I have to go the gym. |
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