It is almost my birthday.
Hi I haven't brushed my hair in about a week in case you were wondering. Sorry guys, I am too busy to brush my hair. Actually yesterday it stormed and I didn't have to work and I suppose that technically I had loads of time to brush and maybe even wash my hair but, duh, I am in the house all day-why would I brush my hair?
Okay I just got one of those phone calls where it is an automated voice that says CONGRATULATIONS! You have just won a free, all inclusive trip to the caribbean.
Ugh, that shit should be illegal. Not even just for the poor old ladies that are ohh, how exciting and then give those people all their life savings by accident. I do not need people calling me up and reminding me about stuff I do not have; it ruins my positive energy mojo. Also it is sort of funny and mean to think about them calling up really poor people, like congratulations you can afford to buy your son christmas presents this year, congratulations your husband is never going to beat on you again. Cus everybody knows domestic violence is strictly for the poor.
Speaking of domestic violence, man I want to be a housewife. I was telling that to my mom the other day, how I want to win the lottery or be a housewife and she was like man it's not like the good old days where the men paid all the bills and all you had to worry about was getting beat up. Then we had a nice funny cus its true laugh and then she said yeah no seriously, now women get to bring home the bacon and cook it too. ugh.
Anyway, I am stuck in a daydream where all I have to do is go to the gym and paint and go grocery shopping. I even plan imaginary timetables for myself if I didn't have to work like how I would I work out in the morning from nine till ten and then maybe do domestic stuff for a bit and my afternoon would be painting and so on and so forth. I imagine things like how on Sunday I could plan the meals all week and Monday I'd go grocery shopping and Tuesday I'd do laundry and Wednesday I would go have breakfast with my galpals. Okay I only have one galpal. On Wednesday I would go have breakfast with Amanda. Also I would join a choir.
sigh, swoon, I have to pull myself out of the daydream. I do have time to go the gym and go grocery shopping today but instead I am sitting here fantasizing about it. |
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