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Ugh, I don't have any time any more at all. Fuck. I wish I could get some of the time I wasted in the past back. I just keep thinking about days where I played civilisation ALL DAY. I never left the house, I never showered. Ugh. Okay living in my old place was full on depressing. I wish I would have gotten out of there more and did stuff but it was sort of like a sadness fort.
We used to have a fort in this field behind my townhouse complex when I was a kid. It was just a little spot in some trees where we brought garbage we found outside like we had an old toilet seat on a log in there and that was the prime seat in the house. I have this memory of these kinda teenage ninja characters fighting out in the field. It was something like streetfighty like a gang of people dressed all in black vs. a gang of people dressed all in white. Probably it's not something I actually saw but one of the kids made it up and I decided remember it. Maybe I made it up. Who knows. WHO KNOWS???
Anyway, I am turning kind of obsessed with going to the gym. I burned 790 calories today. It is partially because I love exercise now. I slept on my hardwood floor last night cus I had clean laundry all over my bed and I didn't want to put it away but I didn't want to throw it all over my floor like I usually do. I guess it was pretty comfortable but I was pretty depressed in the morning. Also I am depressed because I havn't written a new joke in ages and I suck at comedy now and somebody stole my bag full of props and my wallet. Fuck. I am trying not to think about how my wallet is gone because it makes me freak out inside. fuck fuck fuck.
Okay anyway, exercise makes you not depressed and makes you calm down. Shit I did not want to start thinking about my missing wallet. I was gonna tell you guys about the gym but now I am freaking out about my stupid wallet. FUUUUUUCK.
Whatever I like going to th gym but i have no fucking time to do it. Also all the guys at the gym are ugly and they walk around really slow because they are looking at themselves in the mirror.
Did I ever tell you about Dave and how he has manorexia? His manorexia is sort of rubbing off on me or something. Not really, just sort of. Also he says nice things to me like well, technically probably you are probably considered obese according to the body mass index. Umm I think by obese he meant overweight. I am not, fyi.
Okay, I am getting distracted by looking on russian bride websites. God I wish I was a man because I think russian brides are the best invention ever. Man, they have the tackiest clothes in the world tho. |
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