he told me that when he looks in my eyes he sees sars
Remember last post? Remember how I said I was pretty ultra sick?
Well that day I went in to work anyway and then when I got there and they found out that I was sick they took me to the hospital right away. The magical reason why is that somebody had just phoned my work and said that anybody who had come in contact with this guy who works there and was exhibiting cold or flu symptoms had to go to the hospital right away because he had contracted some sort of highly contagious extremely serious lung disease. So they whisk me away to the hospital and I am sitting in the car thinking great, I am going to die in stupid quarantine all alone and I don't even have a fucking book to read but then when we get there we meet up with these two teenager pothead types from work who are leaving the hospital. They tried to check in or whatever but the nurse just thought they were joking. The guy who supposedly gave us all the bird flu or sars or whatever happens to be named Peter Parker so basically what the nurse sees is a couple of teenagers saying HURRY I NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR! I HAVE THE SAME MYSTERY ILLNESS AS SPIDERMAN!
ugh
Anyway, it turned out to be a fake call. I guess Peter Parker has a nemesis who attacks him by calling in sars threats to his work.
So things are still a never ending party of retarded. |
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