orange you glad I didn't say banana
Coolness moment #361 is yesterday when I went to change at work and I realized that I had the backing off a sticky from a pad tucked into the back of my underwear hanging out over my skirt. Of course the whole way to work on the bus and in the store and past the large patio of people enjoying their meals I had been pulling the old Melissa I'M A FREE SPIRIT! routine and was singing out loud busting moves to fucking losery Gerry Rafferty on the ipod.
That reminds me I forgot to tell you about the other day when I went to this weird group interview where we had to wear nametags and I left it and went downtown and to the mall and was taking pictures all around and forgot I still had my name geek scrawled across my chest.
When I was home I found this pair of pants I own that are the stupidest pair of pants prolly known to man; they are not even really pants more like a giant glorified loin cloth because it is like wrap tie pants and the sides dont connect and when you sit, it is a just this big ball of material between your legs. Maybe I'll draw you a picture later. I am trying to decide if they are too embarrassing to wear to the coffee shop or not because I sorta like them and I don't really want to change out of them. I actually dont really care but I am just a little worried about running into cute neighbourhood boy that he will be like uh I am not smiling at you anymore because i just realised that all you probably do is gobble magic mushrooms and not bathe and wear stupid pants and cry. |
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