just handy the old zellers
on the bus
I just took a million pictures in perth-andover of the motel and of myself in front of one of those letter signs but it was empty of letters. This has got to be the place I hate most in Canada, maybe it's tied with Regina. There's a motel and and gas station here, I dunno if theres anything else. It's a 45 minute lunch stop and the food at the motel sucks and is way overpriced. There's a bar downstairs but if you go in and try and order a drink they will refuse to serve you since youre a bus person which is fucking retarded. I refuse to buy things here now cus I hate it so much. Also there is christian paraphenalia all over the place. Anyway, I got some alright pictures. I'm pretty fucking ugly lately. I look old and chubby and my skin is all bad for some reason, the bags under my eyes are huge and my teeth tho always crooked seem to be more crooked and exploding out of my fucked up mouth.
meh
I was trying to say something about "k-fed" the other day but I couldnt remember his name and I was calling him k-bot instead.
Now I want a k-bot. He'd do dance moves like he'd just always be busting into these b-list pregnancy fevers or somthing. If I ever get really famous I think I might hook up with some scummy social ladder climbing type guy and be all look if you wanna be banging me for my bucks youre gonna have to act like a robot whenever we go out in public. Maybe I'll build him a specialised training suit outta wood planks and door hinges to get him practiced up in the art of hindering his natural movement and I'll hire a vocal coach to teach him how to sound inhuman and all he'll ever be aloud to say is how he loves me and how he is misunderstood.
It's a good thing I am getting a pimple on my ass so I can spend the whole busride being paranoid that I caught herpes off a toilet seat.
I think I'm gonna try and revive the popularity of the word handy as meaning something nearby. Just for something to do. |
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