The Lewd Angel

the day you outgrew maxim magazine

I think I am going to go very zen when I move. That is probably improper use of the word zen, like I care. What I mean is, I think I should throw out about 70 percent of the stuff that I own. I am one of those people who saves coupons and never uses them I am always finding expired coupons in my drawers sigh and also pennies are always stuck to my leg in the morning because there is pennies in my bed I guess. I am not busy enough in the day and I usually have just slightly more cash than I have self esteem so I go shopping for garbage clothes that I wear three times in a year. Ugh, or I go shopping to force myself out of bed and out of the house. Okay that is pretty bad, like hi, the only reason I got out of bed today was so that I could go buy a shirt at stitches. Stitches should probably make a shirt that says that on it and then people can buy it and walk around being the new goths or something. By that I mean they can be mentally suicide pact high fiving each other in the mall. If I die they will probably bring in some sort of priest/detective who tells all your loved ones if you are going to heaven or hell and he will order my family to sew a giant quilt out of all my fucking walmart tank tops and give it to the poor people in other countries who probably made them or else I will go to hell. Also now that I just thought of that I am convincing myself not to throw out all my garbage so that I can make a bit art quilt out of it. Whatever quilts are too hard anyway I dont have that kind of patience.

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Friday, August 01, 2008